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December 21, 2004

Boyfriends

Gosh.

It never ceases to amaze me whenever someone from your haunted, long-forgotten past calls you up to say hi. Well, one of my former long lost friend rang my mobile earlier.

We talked about all sorts of things until she dropped THAT question.

51852521Former Long Lost Friend: "So Bryan, are you seeing someone now?"
Me: "What do you mean? Of course I am. I can see my sister. I'm in the living room."
FLLF: "No, do you have a boyfriend?"
Me: "What's that?"
FLLF: "I thought you were gay."
Me: "I thought so too but I thought I was bi as well... and then gay... and then bi... and then gay... and then bi."
FLLF: "Just answer the question!!!!"
Me: "I told you I'm not seeing someone. You answer my question - I asked you what's that."
FLLF: "What's what?"

Why on earth should I get a boyfriend?

1) They cost time.
2) They cost money.
3) I'm worth the time.
4) I'm worth the money.
and 5) Nobody would put up for me for being, well, me.

Besides, I'm already happy and fulfilled being Andy Roddick's cocksucker. Multitasking is already out of the question.

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