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April 26, 2008

Mischa Barton in Sydney

Mischa Barton in Sydney

And this... this is EXACTLY why I don't want to be a celebrity. Can you imagine being photographed, warts and all (I hate close up shots), looking like this? I'm scared! Aussie-favourite Mischa Barton is currently in Sydney for the 2008 MTV Australia Awards.

Mischa Barton

Who did this to you Mischa? WHO? Is it just me or does she look like a wax figure? Answers on a postcard...

April 24, 2008

Lauren Conrad, "Celebrity Designer of the Year"

Lauren Conrad, "Celebrity Designer of the Year"

How does this make you feel?

Lauren Conrad, Celebrity Designer of the Year, Us Weekly

I haven't been keeping track of the goings-on of young Hollywood but I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. I'm sorry but I honestly don't get Lauren Conrad. I really don't. She's totally manufactured. The only thing she needs at this point is a bloody tin can. Hello chicken of the sea?

April 20, 2008

Richard Quest Busted for Crystal Meth!!!!

Richard Quest busted on crystal meth Richard Quest Busted for Crystal Meth!!!!

You have GOT to be kidding me. Hello!!!!!! HELLLO!!!! I used to watch him on CNN back in the dark ages and never in my life I would imagine he's into crystal meth aka SHABU! Hahahaha! This is crazy y'all. Crazy!!!

Richard Quest, 46, was arrested around 3:40 a.m. on a possession of a controlled substance count -- a misdemeanor that usually refers to a personal use amount of a drug. He was also charged with loitering, which referred to his being in the park after 1 a.m. when it is officially closed.

And what was he doing loittering around the park at 3:40AM? George Michael is dat chu?

This isn't fashion-related but I just find it absolutely hilarious when respected middle-aged CNN anchors get busted with drugs late at night in the park.

January 23, 2008

Heath Ledger Found Dead; Drug Overdose Suspected

Heath_ledger4Heath Ledger Found Dead; Drug Overdose Suspected

I totally didn't see this one coming. Actor Heath Ledger was found dead inside a New York City apartment owned by Mary Kate Olsen earlier this afternoon by his masseuse and his housekeeper.

NEW YORK (AP) — Heath Ledger was found dead Tuesday at a downtown Manhattan residence, and police said drugs may have been a factor. He was 28. NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said Ledger had an appointment for a massage at the Manhattan apartment believed to be his home. The housekeeper who went to let him know the masseuse had arrived found him dead at 3:26 p.m.

That's sooo sad. He 's only 28! Where is Gemma Ward in all this? Aren't they going out? RIP Heath Ledger.

May 23, 2007

Olivia Palermo and the Skimi

Olivia Palermo and the Skimi

God damn I love Olivia Palermo. I really do. I fell in love with the ho-bag the first time I read about her on the net. I think she's soo beautiful. There's something about her hair, her eyes and her smile. It's always nice to have someone wave the brunette flag in Nueva York where the upper crust likes to dye their hair that certain "rich lady" blond colour.

Mauricio: do you like olivia palermo?
Me: YES! how did you know? what made you ask? she's really pretty no?
Mauricio: she's prettier than the other one but she dressees like poo!

Click click click!

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April 27, 2007

Hilary Duff and her haters

Why do they want to kill Hilary Duff?

Will someone please tell me why some mentally-unstable loonatic want to kill our Lizzie McGuire? I don't get it. I just don't. I like Hilary Duff. I really do. I think she's sweet, adorable AND clean compared to some of her contemporaries -- she could be an STD-infested, prescription and recreational drug-abusing whore behind closed doors for all you know but at least she's good at covering her sins and her "good girl" image is still intact.

I think they should've tackled the bitch in the background with what looks like a fake Chanel bag. I'm not really good at authenticity because I never buy fakes. Is it just me or is the Chanel logo all wrong/too thin/etc on that bag? I could be wrong though but whatevs.

Click click click for more pics of Hilary Duff at MuchMusic and her crazy hater. Three cheers for police brutality! Glad to know it happens in places other than the third world. Woohoo!

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February 27, 2007

2007 Academy Awards: Bryanboy

2007 Academy Awards: Bryanboy

OK OK ENOUGH ALREADY! My god, I just checked my inbox and over 300 people emailed me with questions about my super fabulous dress. Yes, I know the dress is beautiful. Yes, I know the colour suits me perfectly and yes, I look soo fucking gorgeous in it. And contrary to what some of you are thinking, NO, it's NOT MY BODY ON THE PHOTOGRAPH and no, you certainly didn't miss the gender reassignment surgery.

My dress came from no other than Dolce & Gabbana. Fuck that gold man trophy they give out to Academy award winners -- my trophy is way better than theirs!!!

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February 26, 2007

2007 Academy Awards: BITCH FIGHT OF THE VOICES!

2007 Academy Awards: BITCH FIGHT OF THE VOICES!

Hahahah! I love how these bitches are trying to outdo each other. TEAM BEYONCE!

My god, look at Jennifer Hudson's boobs. ENORMOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2007 Academy Awards: Best Supporting Actress - Jennifer Hudson

022607_oscars1_12007 Academy Awards: Best Supporting Actress - Jennifer Hudson

Clearly this bulldozer of a woman is on a roll. She bagged it! She fucking bagged it!


"It should've been me!"

If I was Beyonce, I would've stormed to the stage and spiked Jennifer's Hudson face with cyanide right then and there.

Burn bitch, burn in hell! I fucking hate you!

You know, I was watching the Tyra show the other day where Tyra interviewed Jennifer Hudson and that big fat bimbo (Hudson, not Tyra) was soo full of herself. I wanted to slap her right then and there. NO OUNCE OF HUMILITY WHATSOEVER. I could only wish death upon this bitch. Good ol' Aliya Aleeyah Ali-yeah (whatever her name is) style. You know -- private plane, EXCESSIVE baggage and all. Ugh! I hate her!!!!

(Photo credit: Reuters)

Cate Blanchett was robbed!

P.S. George Clooney please molest me. I'm yours!!! I don't really like you or any old man for that matter but you were lookin soooo fucking hot out there. Now I know why all the women around the world finger their wet beaver-haired vaginas late at night thinking of you.

February 19, 2007

Makeup tips from Paris Hilton

Makeup tips from Paris Hilton

Someone tell Paris to lay off the jizz. The last thing you want on your face is hot, thick, creamy, milky white population paste.

More more more! How do you like it, how do you like it? More more more!

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Britney Spears' Hair -- Buy now on eBay!

Britney Spears' Hair -- Buy now on eBay!

This is absolutely revolting. What is up with Britney's publicity stunts as of late? Desperate fucking woman. I'm sure you've heard by now that good ol' Britney Spears shaved her head.

Pay a million bucks and you get a lighter AND a red bull can absolutely free!

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February 09, 2007


AnnanicoleRest in Peace: ANNA NICOLE SMITH

Ding dong the blond is dead. Just saw this on CNN. Don't ask me why I've got CNN on TV at fucking 5:23AM. I thought she only collapsed.

I guess she ended up overdosing on drugs. Suicide, most likely. How tragic. And to think, she recently just gave birth.

Either way, may you rest in peace, Anna.

January 31, 2007

The Cool Times and Crazy Life of Paris Hilton... Exposed!

The Cool Times and Crazy Life of Paris Hilton... Exposed!



Now *THIS* is what I call the fantastic life. Sex, drugs, rock and roll, fake IDs and of course, Amanda Lepore! I'm sure many of you had already seen these photos from ParisExposed but I'll post them on my site anyway for posterity's sake. It's amazing how life is soo good for the beautiful ones whereas in my hey day, there was so much drama with drugs -- who's mooching, who's sharing, who's not sharing...

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January 17, 2007

2007 Golden Globes

2007 Golden Globes

Ugly Betty: "Bryanboy, my god, you look so thin!"

Bryanboy: "Really? Thanks. It's for Paris. I'm on this new diet and it's very effective. I don't eat anything and when I feel I'm about to faint, I eat a raisin and smoke crystal meth. I'm one stomach flu away from my goal weight."

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January 16, 2007

Meryl Streep is my homegirl.

Meryl Streep is my homegirl!

A big, big congratulations to Meryl Streep for winning a Golden Globe award.

Oh and Salma Hayek, please fire your stylist. Everything about your 'look' is wrong. You look like a big fat clown in a big, white gown. Your accesories are terrible, too. What is wrong with you? As for that whore Sienna Miller -- your face looked like a well-oiled frying pan. Is it crystal meth that's causing all that sweat?

Maybe I should replace my TV set. No? My Golden Globes report coming up shortly.

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