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25 entries categorized "Grooming"

June 15, 2007

Facial Hair!!!!

Facial Hair!!!!

It's 1AM and I just got out of the shower. You know, I just realized I haven't shaved in the past week and a half. This is what my hairy fuckin chin looks like. As far as the rest of my face is concerned, I'll leave it up to your imagination.

You know how you see perfume ads with faces of beautiful men with designer stubble? No beards or moustaches, just nicely-trimmed stubble all over their faces? Yep. That's the one I'm talking about... the right amount of stubble that is capable of giving your ass one heck of a good exfoliation job. I want that. Does anyone know how long would it take to achieve that look?

Speaking of hair, I got my hair coloured earlier this afternoon and I skipped the haircut. I dunno. I don't think I'm ready to let go of it yet. Can you imagine? Me? An image overhaul? Long hair + stubble?

Who knows.

May 31, 2007

Couldn't do it.

Couldn't do it.

Pictionary to follow.

So tell me, using the above photograph, do I look like 18, 23 or 25? Be honest. No sarcastic "you look like 42" comments please. I'm a very insecure person.

Answers on a postcard...

Baboosh Rapunzel!

Baboosh Rapunzel!

Ok. The last time I had a haircut was a little over 6 months ago. I'm going back to my favourite old short short clean cut hair. I thought I'd give this long hair whatever thing a try and it's just not me. It brought me nothing but pain, suffering and an enormous amount of body heat. I'm the last person on this planet to go emo but that's exactly what has happened to me.

So yeah... I'm off to walk the dog and get a haircut.

May 25, 2007

Pictionary + Product Review: Glytone

Pictionary + Product Review: Glytone

It's raining mad in viva third world and I'm bored out of my skull. I've got nothing to do so why not finish my long overdue review on Glytone. The folks at my dermatologists gave me an entire set to try a few months ago -- I'm (kinda sorta but not really) a product junkie so I thought I'd put my trusty old Obagi system on hold and give Glytone a shot for a few weeks.

Click click click!

[Disclaimer: this is NOT a sponsored/paid entry. I thought I'd say that.]

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May 16, 2007

WhiteLight Teeth Whitening

WhiteLight Teeth Whitening

I have to admit I'm not really a big fan of home TV shopping or "as seen on tv" bullcrap. I cringe with horror and disgust whenever I see infomercials (remember Miss Cleo from the late 90s) of these overly-hyped products. I once ordered something from TV -- abflex -- and boy I was disappointed. Anyyyyywayyyy, I was chatting to a friend about this teeth whitening and she mentioned she bought this thing called "WhiteLight" and apprently it's effective. Apparently, it's cheap, too. When you smoke 2 packs of cigarettes and drink black coffee from the tap like I do, well, chances are, your teeth aren't spectacular.

Anyone else around here who tried the WhiteLight Teeth Whitening crapola system? I wanna hear your experiences. Like most "as seen on TV" products, it seems too good to be true.

May 02, 2007

Guyliner: Makeup lessons from Pete Wentz

Pete Wentz and Guyliner

Three cheers for Pete Wentz and keeping the faggotry alive. I'm all for fashion liberation and wearing what you want. But this... this... this "guyliner" thing is just too much, no? I'm already starting to get sick of this silly language hoolabaloo. I mean hello, metrosexuals, manbags, meggings and meels!!!!!

Screw you. Screw each and every one of you for coming up with pathetic "man" terms in describing paraphernalia that belong to the female kind. I've had it. From now on, I'm only gonna use faggots, handbags, leggings, heels AND eyeliner.  It really is ridiculous AND insecure hiding behind so-called "man-terms" when all you want to do is dress up like a chick. Bah!

Click click click.

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April 29, 2007

Fed up. Soo fed up.

Fed up. Soo fed up.

I've had it with my hair. I swear to god, my hair is driving me nuts. I can't do it anymore. I wanted it long so I can play with it but it's annoying the shit out of me. It's soo fucking hot in the world and it doesn't help that my hair is soooo thick.

I think I'm gonna go back to my good ol' boring hair - super short, super clean, dark brown and highlights galore. TOMORROW. Yes? No? Maybe I should go blond like Agyness Deyn? Or should I grow it longerrrrrr? Watcha think? Help me god!

November 23, 2006

Rhinoplasty/Nose Job: Yes or No?

Rhinoplasty/Nose Job: Yes or No?

I think I need a nose job. Yes? My nose is soo big and it's soo wide it looks like an onion bulb.

I love it but I hate it but I love it but I hate it but I love it but I hate it but I love it but I hate it but I love it but I hate it but I love it but I hate it but I love it but I hate it but I love it but I hate it.

What do you think?

June 06, 2006

Back to regular programming... Today's 6/6/6! Camwhore Time! Bryanboy does Lunch! Yes, Lunch!

Back to regular programming...

First things first, I'm so touched with all your heart-warming emails. Who knew my little Obagi post caused a little stir on my Outlook inbox? I've received 249 emails, that's right, 249 emails in the past 24 hours with questions about Obagi, vanity, all sorts of stuff. What inspired me the most was the comment from "mhai" who said she "commends me for not being afraid to show a part of myself which is uglier than now".

I'll try to answer emails as soon as I can. I still have a huge backlog from the past 2 weeks (probably even months) but I promise I'll do my best to answer them all. But for now, let me do a quick blog update.

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Sunglasses by Gucci, button down shirt from Filippa K (Sweden), undershirt from Topshop, bag from Chanel, jeans from Gucci, shoes from Dior Homme.

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June 05, 2006

EXPLOSIVE! Bryanboy at his rawest: The picture that will CHANGE the way you view Bryanboy

Bryanboy At His Rawest

People seem to have this impression that everything about me is fabulous. I don't blame them because that's the image I project: my life is fabulous, I love beautiful things, I drool over beautiful people, I go to nice places etc. Flaunt it cause you have it. Show it while you have it. Work it like you own it. Fake it till you make it. I dress like a princess but in reality I'm just a pauper.

In the past few months I've received no less than a dozen emails from people (shit, I dropped my cigarette on my crotch as I typed that sentence) with questions like "what does Bryanboy wear when he's at home?" etc. I also get compliments from many, many people complimenting me about my skin, which I don't really understand cause I have terrible, terrible awful skin. Hah!

It's Monday afternoon and I just got up less than an hour ago. I'm dead bored so I figured, why not surprise you lot with what the OTHER SIDE of BRYAN looks like.

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Take note of all that excess flesh... now you know why I'm promoting my watermelon diet... oh and all that stubble on my face. You probably don't see it now but you will, later.

Anyway, all I wear at home is a plain ol tee and boxers. It's all about comfort clothes here. No juicy couture sweats whatsoever. Sometimes I'd even roam around the house wearing nothing but some y-front briefs on.

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Now, If the image above isn't shocking enough, the photo you are about to see will HAUNT you for the rest of your life and change the way you think of me -- Le Superstar Fabuleux my fuckin asshole.

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