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November 28, 2006

Mrs. Granny Bee's PICTIONARY ROYALE, Love, Text Messages Galore

Mrs. Granny Bee's PICTIONARY ROYALE

I'd like to do a special announcement before we continue with today's pictionary. I know you've all been waiting to see Mrs. Granny Bee's photos from last week but I'm kind annoyed cause I think I've gone FARRRR TOO GAY over the past few days. Hahahaha! I mean gawd, you know you did something wrong (BUT WE ALL KNOW HOW THE WRONG AND THE BAD IS SOOOO GOOOOD HAHAHA) when you suddenly get an avalanche of emails from people asking you to send them bras and panties by mail. I DO NOT WEAR WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR SO I DON'T HAVE "MOIST PANTIES" TO SEND YOU AND BITCH PLEASE, I AM NOT A FULL-TIME TRANNY! Hahaha! I only do it when I'm on crack. So yeah... here goes.

There.

HAHHAHAHA! YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK!

I know that photo was taken back in the dark ages when I got OD'ed on everything Patsy Stone loved but what the heck, shitake happens to the best of us. Good thing I'm clean and sober now. NO WONDER I'M FUCKING FATTTTTT!!! I hope that photo will serve as a reminder that I am a boy, I love being a boy and I will always be a boy, then, now and forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever infinity ever, no matter how many pairs of Manolos, Jimmy Choo, Roger Vivier or Pierre Hardy shoes I'll get to wear in this lifetime.

Mrs. Granny Bee is waiting!!!! Click click click click! I'm bringing SEXY BACK!!!!

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October 30, 2005

Fulfillment

Fulfillment

Girls can wear jeans and cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots, 'cause it's OK to be a boy, but for a boy to look like a girl is degrading. Because YOU think that being a girl is degrading. But secretly, you'd love to know what it's like, WOULDN'T YOU? What it feels like for a girl.

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Last night was one of the BEST nights, EVER.

You've probably seen hundreds upon hundreds, if not thousands, of pictures of me littered around the net.

Yes, I've worn far too many hideous and often ridiculous outfits in my hey day, but my outfit last night really bites the cake.

For years, I've been fantasizing what it's like to wear heels - they make you look taller, the give you great posture, they make you walk (err... gallop) like a fucking stallion on a race track.

Heels are fucking great - if only I could wear them 24/7/365 without attracting any negative attention, I would!

I may be a flamer... I may be the campest person in the world... I may buy women's handbags, wear women's clothes, use lip gloss and all but in all seriousness, that's nothing.

I guess I just don't have the BALLS to go drag in the public.

I dunno.

I have NOTHING against drag queens although I have to admit they kinda scare me.

(fucking hypocrite.i sound like one of those "I'm not racist BUT..." people)

LOL.

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Anyway.

I'm really at a loss of what to say right now other than the fact that I feel fulfilled.

My 6 or 7 inch boots were AMAZING. It was soo easy to walk wearing those heels. My feet didn't/doesn't even hurt and I spent far too many hours standing up, dancing, walking around, etc.

In fact, I'm so comfortable with em I make sure I powersashay every time I walk - think Dior runways.

Am I a natural? Perhaps.

Who knows.

Har dee har har.

I'll cut to the chase - let's play pictionary!

CITIZENS OF PLANET EARTH, THIS IS HOW THE FABULOUS CESSPIT OF THE THIRD WORLD CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN!

Click here to view last night's photo album. Pictures, pictures galore!

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Whew!

Here's a couple of tidbits I found out last night:

1) It must be fucking hard to be a girl. How can girls deal with hair? I swear to god I spent the entire night chewing (and probably swallowed) far too many strands of my blond madness.

2) Wear heels bitches! Heels are good for you...

3) For the first time in my life, I was over 6-foot tall. Looking down at other to the little people has never been so GOOD!

Bryanboy Loves... and Random Cheesemax

#1 - First things first, I would like to apologize to the girl I accidentally bumped into last night, causing her to drop her drink/glass onto the floor. I am SO sorry. I never had the chance to apologize - I was OFF my head last night. Ugh! I really am sorry. Please say hi to me the in the event we see each other again - I'll feed you booze to make up for my unwarranted rudeness.

#2 - Bryanboy loves people from Helsinki, Finland, Jondaryan, QLD, Australia, Munich, Germany, Stockholm, Sweden, Verl, Germany, Dublin, Ireland, Bradford, UK and of course, my fans from Tallinn, Estonia. Bryanboy LOVES you all! Identify yourselves bitches!

#3 -  Did you know I spent 2 fucking hours looking for my fishnet stockings? I gave up looking for em and decided to wear my blue tights from www.welovecolors.com.

#4 - Maybe I should do drag more often. A TON of people came up to me and said hi. Even straight boys... including MARRIED couples. It's fun to go to the men's toilets, lifting my skirt up just to pee! I looked like a COMPLETE whore last night and I LOVE it. It's just TRASH. TRASH at its finest. TRASH with a Chanel bag, thank you very much.

I love you all - as always, you know where to get hold of me.

Email bryanboy@gmail.com or send an SMS to +63-915-785-1492.

Baboosh!

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