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2 entries categorized "Chav Scum"

April 07, 2007

Slut of the day: Vicky Pollard

Slut of the day: Vicky Pollard

I'm sure you all know I love white trash. Especially those of British kind. There's just something erotic about filthy, smelly, aids-infested, dirty, uncircumcised caucasian people. They're unbelievably hairy and fat, they talk a lot of shit and their armpits smell like onions. Also, the thought of English DNA in the form of smegma being pumped into the deep crevices of my ass makes my mangina moist. The last time I did chav was back in 2004... guy chav, that is. I've had enough of the lads so why not be a chav girl just for shits and giggles.

OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT!

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December 21, 2004

FACKIN COLOURED CHINK CHAV SCUM POOF MINGER!!!!!!

I've fantasized about doing this for ages... I even bought a fake Burberry cap just to get this Kodak moment. Well, not quite. There's no such thing as sovereign rings where I live and I just can't stomach buying fake gold neck chains. Buying 1 counterfeit item (Burberry Cap) is already a cardinal sin, buying fake jewelry is the worst.

What exactly is a chav?

1. Someone who doesn't know what Dior is.
2. Ghetto Trash British people... and I mean Ghetto, Trash, British people.
3. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav
4. http://www.chavscum.co.uk

In any case....

Marlboro Red
+ a bottle of Russian Standart
+ Fake Burberry Cap; it has to be fake. otherwise, you're a fake chav if it's real Burberry
+ Top Shop sweat pants
+ Lacoste polo shirt
+ Juicy Couture fleece hoodie

= CHAV SCUM!

Enjoy.

Chavscum

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