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June 15, 2008

Please bear with me...

Please bear with me...

Please bear with me over the next few days as I make some changes throughout my site. Flickr is being a bitch and Typepad is just awful. Don't be surprised if some of the images on my blog aren't working.

If you know of an EXPERT out there who is EXPERIENCED in migrating Typepad blogs into Wordpress please let me know. It's about time I do the switch. I'm fed up of the service. I have 1,968 blog entries and 23,370 comments. I can't do it all on my own. I would rather hire an expert to do it for me because I want to keep my permalink URLs intact, etc etc etc.

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February 17, 2008



I hate to interrupt the fun and the sweet sound of silence but I cannot stop laughing over the exchange of comments in my blog. You see, I have a comment moderation scheme in place to prevent abusive people from coming back. While some bloggers filter out negative comments and post only the positive ones, I try to be as lenient as I can and let people express what they think. The only time I'll ban someone is when ALL they do is trash, bait or troll etc. My blog hosting provider offers various features like ip address tracking, cookies and all these filter bells and whistles etc so I know who's who, who left what etc.

Anyway, my acquaintance Angelique who's in France recently left a comment on my site.

Lo and behold this person from New York (Yep, I know) who identified him/herself as "Angelique Corrector" left at least 100 comments on various pages of my site. OK, perhaps I exaggerated a little on the figure but you get the idea. I filtered them out because really, I don't understand this crazy obsession about grammar and spelling and syntax etc. let alone obsess on the usage of the word PENULTIMATE.

To cut the story short... Angelique Corrector posted yet another comment yesterday. I published it with hopes that the trolling would come to a halt. The real Angelique (being the dignified and gracious woman that she is... trust me... I know!! I've met her before!) replied today. Within minutes, "Angelique Corrector" made a comment and I nearly spat my coffee on my keyboard.

Could it get any more ridiculous than that? Hilarious! Y'all have to love those English Nazis. To be quite honest, I don't even know what they're doing on my blog... my site must be a wet dream for them. Nightmare, my minions! Nightmare! Nevertheless, I'm an equal opportunity lover and I love everyone, haters and readers alike. Thank you guys for bringing a smile to my face.

PS. Visit Angelique's blog at I visit her site religiously every day for inspiration. Angelique is a brilliant, brilliant writer and I love her photos. Y'all know it's my dream to pack my bags and start anew somewhere. Remember my old post how life is full of surprises? Well... whoopee doo. There is no Tarquin and there is no book. But there's Angelique, her blog, her wisdom and her experiences. Her site is truly one of my best kept secrets (I love the Paris entries) and I'm glad to share it with you.

Ignore my retarded face. That's a really OLD photo and I look like a beached whale with no jawline.

June 21, 2007

Optimization/Clean-up in Progress

Renovation Optimization/Clean-up in Progress

Just a quick note to let you guys know I'm currently in the middle of a website clean-up/optimization. I know my little labour of love isn't the fastest-loading website out there but what can I say, you're all masochists. You love it when I torture you and your internet browser, that's why you keep on coming back.

I've received numerous emails over the past few months, especially from MAC/safari users, telling me their browser crashes whenever they go to my site. I'm not really THAT tech-savvy and I'm not a MAC user so I don't have anything else to say other than try from a different computer. I'll tweak my website here and there but that's the most I could do.

Isn't it long overdue? I mean hello, in almost 3 years, I clocked 1,135 blog entries and you guys made 15,111 comments and 119 trackbacks on my website. Amazing eh?

Typepad statistics

I'm not ready for a complete overhaul (not as of yet) so don't expect a major facelift.

In any case, please bear with me over the next 24-48 hours as I improve my baby,

Questions? Let me know by posting a comment. Alternatively, drop me a line at or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all!

May 09, 2007

Blogging Tools & Essentials

Blogging Tools & Essentials

This entry is for Sara from Manchester, UK and the countless others who ask me the "tools" I use to blog. I know this entry is wayyyy overdue so hopefully, the hounding will stop after this entry. *wink*

Click click click!

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November 28, 2006

Mrs. Granny Bee's PICTIONARY ROYALE, Love, Text Messages Galore


I'd like to do a special announcement before we continue with today's pictionary. I know you've all been waiting to see Mrs. Granny Bee's photos from last week but I'm kind annoyed cause I think I've gone FARRRR TOO GAY over the past few days. Hahahaha! I mean gawd, you know you did something wrong (BUT WE ALL KNOW HOW THE WRONG AND THE BAD IS SOOOO GOOOOD HAHAHA) when you suddenly get an avalanche of emails from people asking you to send them bras and panties by mail. I DO NOT WEAR WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR SO I DON'T HAVE "MOIST PANTIES" TO SEND YOU AND BITCH PLEASE, I AM NOT A FULL-TIME TRANNY! Hahaha! I only do it when I'm on crack. So yeah... here goes.



I know that photo was taken back in the dark ages when I got OD'ed on everything Patsy Stone loved but what the heck, shitake happens to the best of us. Good thing I'm clean and sober now. NO WONDER I'M FUCKING FATTTTTT!!! I hope that photo will serve as a reminder that I am a boy, I love being a boy and I will always be a boy, then, now and forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever infinity ever, no matter how many pairs of Manolos, Jimmy Choo, Roger Vivier or Pierre Hardy shoes I'll get to wear in this lifetime.

Mrs. Granny Bee is waiting!!!! Click click click click! I'm bringing SEXY BACK!!!!

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November 16, 2006

Mail Call: Imelda Marcos Collection, NYC and How do I go to Alaska?

Mail Call: Imelda Marcos Collection, NYC and How do I go to Alaska?

Parisians aren't the only ones who mail postcards inside envelopes... Nueva Yorkers do it as well.

Postcard from Thomasco

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October 13, 2006

Blond boys have more fun + Postcard from Paris

Blond boys have more fun

Yes, you read that right. No, you're not hallucinating.

I'm sooo depressed I thought I'd scare the shit out of people at the mall.

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October 05, 2006

Love is a game.. drives me insane

Love is a game.. it drives me insane

Love is a game... it drives me insane. I feel no shame and won't take no blame.

Before I begin with my usual spiel, let me tell you that my "111" (one pill, one fruit cup and one glass of milk a day) diet didn't work for me. It was terrible. It fucked my head up completely. I spent the entire time popping sleeping pills because I got dizzy all the time from the lack of food. That's why I haven't updated my blog recently. Well, that and the bollocking typhoon too.

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October 02, 2006

Bad Grass Die Last.

August 09, 2006

Camwhore Central: My mouth is terrible but I'm fucking fantastic.

My mouth is terrible but I'm fucking fantastic.

When was the last time you had dental work done? I finally got my lazy fat ass down to the dentists yesterday and spent almost 3 hours in the clinic at Asian Hospital.

Just as what I suspected, my upper left wisdom tooth is fucked up. The dentist made me chose between an extraction or a filling. I opted for a filling instead because I had a very important meeting an advertising agency in the afternoon and I cannot afford to look like a fucking chipmunk. One of my fairy godmothers told me her friend got her wisdom teeth pulled out and she ended up looking like a battered wife for days.

God I look soooo gross.

I have absolutely no idea what anesthesia they used on me. Was it lidocaine? Oh I dunno. Whatever. You know me sweetheart, I'm fascinated with anything and everything that rhymes with cocaine. Like candy cane for example.

Full storyline and serious camwhorage after the jump

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August 04, 2006

Camwhore Galore: Titillating Thursday = Gas + Asian-sized Dildos + High Tea

Titillating Thursday = Gas + Asian-sized Dildos + High Tea

Yesterday was amazing. It's been ages since I last went out of the house. It was the first day in about 3 weeks that it didn't rain. It was nice to see the sun for a change though I hated it in the end cause it was FRIGGIN hot.

I need to get a healthy, active lifestyle. Something that involves getting my fat ass away from the computer because all I ever do whenever I'm here at home is eat, sleep, sit, use the net, etc. No wonder I'm ballooning to epic proportions.

It didn't rain yesterday so I took that opportunity to get out of the house. I picked up some items at my aunt's house early in the afternoon, followed by a quick trip to the gas station on my way back. I love gas stations. I really do. There's always something edible to buy at gas stations. Funny I said that cause some bitches on a British website told me once that all I ever do in life is go to gas stations and eat fast food. Whatever, right?

Maybe I should consider a career in being a gas boy? Gas is soo fucking expensive these days maybe I'll get free gas or something.


More camwhoring after the jump.

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August 03, 2006



It's 11:24PM on a Thursday night and I have't slept in the past 24 hours. I'm gonna sleep now -- I have a photo shoot first thing tomorrow morning and I am dead tired. I accomplished a lot of stuff today. Errands, paid my bills, went to the supermarket to buy lettuce leaves, a shitload of green tea and 10 bottles of coke light (that's my new diet now), went to the Peninsula Hotel for high tea, had dinner at a Japanese restaurant. I'll play pictionary/camwhore in about 7-8 hours.

Here's something to keep you hanging...


As always, I love you all. Email or SMS +63.915.785.1492.


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July 27, 2006

Why does my ass have to be extremely big?, Emerald Garden, Whitening?!?!

Why does my ass have to be extremely big?

I'm too embarassed to post photos of my ass online but I'll do so anyway because I have no sense of shame and I'm one heck of a fucking attention whore. You know I know that you know (confused? hah!) I'm only doing so that you'll post silly comments like "you don't really have a fat ass" when in reality, my ass is sooo fucking huge it belongs to a fucking hippopotamus.


The good thing is, my extremely obese batwings are getting smaller as each day comes. One more lipo session next week and I'm gonna be thin, thin, thin... I hope! *fingers crossed*

More camwhorage after the jump...

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July 05, 2006

Hospital and Haircut: Pretty Faggot

Hospital and Haircut: Pretty Faggot

"The bad stuff is easier to believe. You ever notice that?"

I looooove Pretty Woman!!!!! Who the fucking hell knew that old fart with salt and pepper hair, Richard Gere, was fucking HOT back in the dark ages? Man, I wasn't even born when this film was made. Ugh!!!! I can't believe he's sooo hot back then.


Yesterday afternoon was productive. I originally planned on having a massage but I ended up at the hospital (and the mall) instead.


Black t-shirt from Topshop, oversized sleeveless striped v-neck top from Zara, sunglasses from Gucci, bracelets from Hermès, Bill Amberg and Topshop, necklace from Mimi (Philippines), bag from Balenciaga, jeans from Acne Jeans (Sweden), super old sandals from Bragano by Cole Haan.

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June 23, 2006

"What Can You Say About Gay Pride, Bryanboy?" Bryanboy: SHIT, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG!

"What Can You Say About Gay Pride, Bryanboy?"


It's 9:30AM and I just got back from my morning TV interview. Oh my god. I totally humiliated my wife. I think. Hahahaha! I think she was gobsmacked for the most part of the interview.


We both arrived at the studio a little after 6AM, went straight to make-up and got briefed for a few seconds. Even my personal maid, the infamous Eunice, whom everyone from Los Angeles, CA to Oslo, Norway loves, was there.

Video submitted by a fan (thanks, Kelly!), after the jump. HOW CAN I REMOVE THOSE HORN SOUNDS ON THE BACKGROUND????? They sound like cars? buses? 18-wheeler trunks? Thanks for the submission though, nevertheless!!!!!!!!

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