Australia's Next Top Model Cycle 6 Episode 4: Nowhere to Hide
Ashton (who somewhat reminded me of a tall Julia Restoin-Roitfeld) was eliminated on the last episode and there are nine girls left.
Here's the latest installment of Australia's Next Top Model. That Michael Klim looks like a fucking neo nazi! SCARRRRRYYYYY!!! Please don't hurt me for saying this but I'm really petrified of tall, white skinheads.
Oh and Kim. KIM BLOODY KIMBERLY THE BOGAN. I REALLY WANNA SMACK HER FACE. Anyway, I won't spoil it... click click click!
Australia's Next Top Model Cycle 6 Episode 3: Before And After
Megan was eliminated last episode and there are now ten girls remaining.
Sophie is the most annoying girl out of the whole lot. I really, really, really, REALLY wanna smack her face. Don't get me started with the make-up. What is up with her beige lipstick? Ah yes, she's an Avon lady. Anyhoo, the girls had makeovers and Kelsey looks stunning with her new hair.
Click click click to watch the rest of the episode online.
Australia's Next Top Model Cycle 6 Episode 2: 21st Century Denim
Australia's Next Top Model (Cycle 6) is back! Eleven girls are remaining. Team Kathryn all the way, baby! If you missed the first episode, you may watch it online by clicking HERE.
Kids these days eh? Thank you bitches for making me feel so old. You know you're a geriatric when a bevy of girls - a whole generation of them - don't know who Brooke Shields is.
I love Australia's Next Top Model! The country down undah that brought you modeling sensations like Gemma Ward, Abbey Lee Kershaw and Catherine McNeil is also the country where the best 'Next Top Model' franchise is from. It's the only one worth watching.
After watching this episode, I'm rooting for KATHRYN! I'm all for tall and skinny! Also, the Avon Lady with the tan and too much makeup on... I think she's this season's bitch. As in, the one who would make interesting TV.
The Australian press are having a field day over Gemma Ward and it's unfortunate that I'm taking the heat for it.
If you were to believe what the Sunday Telegraph Australia said
today, I (along with other bloggers apparently) "hounded" and "attacked" the beautiful Aussie model and made her
quit modeling.
Bought a bottle of white, some strawberries, nuts and other nibbles at David Jones before heading to Fitzroy Gardens for a little improptu picnic. The weather was so beautiful this afternoon. We also saw a newlywed interracial couple take photos at the gardens, hence my obvious control of laughter. It was cute.
The girls over at top celebrity weekly Famousdown in Australia sent me a lovely shout out. Aren't they pretty? Thank you gals -- it's always nice to wake up to emails with attachments like this on my inbox.
Woohoo! This totally made my day. I really do love them Aussies. They rock!
I'm so disappointed with you guys! Why do I have this feeling that I'm the last person in the world to know about Muriel's Wedding? It seems that everyone on my international network (natch!) have seen this 1994 camp Australian classic except for me!
"Wait!! Let her finish her orgasm..."
Awww poor Muriel. Now this clip is *so* HYSTERICAL! You guys have absolutely *NO* idea how I sometimes wish I had a real "real" job where I can meet hot guys people every day. A lot of folks think being a full-time blogger is like taking a stroll at the park where everything is piss-easy...
At 8 bucks a pop (free shipping if you're in the US), I just bought the DVD online. Can't wait to get it in the mail.
I don't know about you but I've always been curious how the powers that be live. Remember the Russia Today feature on Aliona Doletskaya where she gave the reporter a tour of her flat? What about Vogue Paris' Carine Roitfeld's ultra chic apartment?
Kirstie Clements with Architect Scott Weston and Designer Gregory Phillips.
Well, it's not every day you get to see photos or images of a Fashion Editor's home so imagine my excitement when I saw
these photographs of Vogue Australia's Editor-in-Chief, Kirstie Clements' house in Queens Park, Sydney. Click click click!
Shower me with attention and inflate my ego. Email photos of your love and I'll add you to my ever-growing collection. Be creative! Be spontaneous! Send them to bryan@bryanboy.com today!
AS SEEN IN: AMERICAN VOGUE
Click HERE to watch behind-the-scenes footage of the shoot.
