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4 entries categorized "Art"

July 26, 2007

Guess the Hobby?

Guess the Hobby?

Here's another clue... I'll give you a kiss on the cheek and an oreo cookie if you figure out what I'm gonna use these for and no, it's *NOT* what you're thinking.

paintbrush and palette

Answers on a postcard...

Baboosh!

October 18, 2006

I'M SOOO FUCKING PISSED.

I'M SOOO FUCKING PISSED.

You read that right.

It's not every day I dream of something. The last time I had a dream was back in 1942 and it involved Valentino and his yacht as well as those silly little amphetamine pills they prescribe for children with ADD.

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October 09, 2006

An Autobiography: Richard Avedon + Malcolm McLaren

An Autobiography: Richard Avedon

Come on monsieur i take your hand if you got some time to spare.

Armed with a pint of ice cream, I decided to raid our mini library once again. I know I said I'm NEVER GONNA DO IT EVER SOBER but I need to keep myself occupied. This rather LARGE book caught my eye...

When I saw that 13-year old book on the shelf, I asked myself, "isn't Richard Avedon a very important fashion photographer?" My sweaty hands and whatever internal organs I have left went convulsing: I just have to open the big brown book with the big red letters.

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April 13, 2006

Art Attack!, Greetings From The Third World, Donatella Versace in Da House, Random Cheesemax

Art Attack!

041306_gavarniIt's Thursday afternoon in the land of the brown, l'exotique and the natives. My "recovery" has been a success. I'm feeling much, much better now. No matter how sinful and unhealthy it is, binge-eating and shopping helps.

I managed to pull myself together early Tuesday evening and I went to a lovely, intimate art event.

The art event featured a lot of gorgeous pieces from some of the Philippines' brilliant contemporary artists, such as Marcial Pontillas, Sandra Fabie-Gfeller, Jomike Tejido, Carlo Saavedra, Cathy Lasam, Jim Orencio, Edgar yap and sculptor Pablo Capati. These artworks will be sent to Paris and will be available for viewing at Hotel Gavarni, located at 5 rue Gavarni, 75116 in Paris.

Don't ask me anything about art. I'm the least cultured (and artistic) person I know. I absolutely know NOTHING about art. I know my parentals forced me to take art lessons back when I was a fetus and the only artistic talent I have (to date) is the ability to draw stick people, hearts and stars.

Let's play pictionary, shall we?

Oh my god I totally look like a character from the exorcist on this photo.

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Tuxedo vest by Dsquared, striped black shirt by Zara, Marc Jacobs Collection Ursula Elise bag in black patent leather, velvet floral corsage ($4) and brooch ($18) from Rustan's, black drainpipe jeans from Acne Jeans, Dior Homme shoes

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Carla and moi. I love her. She's soooo friggin gorgeous and polished. I get sooo excited every time I see her because that woman is sooo chic. She always got LOVELY hair, fantastic clothes, a body to die for, everything! She's the driving force behind the Philippines' best fashion magazine (MEGA). I will never forget the time when I literally peed inside my pants after seeing her Hermès Kelly bag.

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I look like I smoked crack on this photo.....

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... and KEROKEROPI on this one. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Some of the colourful and lovely pieces...

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Whew! I love it!!! Going to the event was refreshing. I have to admit I haven't been to many art-related events, so yeah, it was fun.

Greetings From The Third World!

I'm almost done with Podcast #004.

It's good ol Holy Week here in the third world and everyone's on fuckin vacation until next Monday. I'm stuck with my parentals and the rest of my familia de horreur.

In case you haven't noticed, I've been doing minor sitewide edits as of late. I added a few banners and graphics here and there. I also made a separate page for my podcasts.

FYI - all my future podcasts are gonna be available by subscription only. This way I can monitor how many people are getting it and you don't have to enter your personal information every time I release a new podcast (see Podcast #003).

To subscribe to my podcast, click here. 

You'll need to enter your name and your email address. You'll receive an email confirming your subscription. Whenever a new podcast comes out, I'll email everyone one the mailing list with the full download link.

Hopefully I'll release Podcast #004 tonight or tomorrow.

Don't worry, I won't spam you with any of my attention-whoring antics. You have my word on this one.

REMEMBER: THE ONLY WAY TO GET MY PODCAST IS BY SUBSCRIBING TO MY PODCAST LIST.

Donatella Versace In Da House

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Click here for more photos.

I guess there's an upside to depression... I got sooo bored out of my skull finding ways to entertain myself over the past few days I ended up doing things I've been procrastinating forever. I finally managed to create an online photo album with photos from my birthday party last month at M Cafe. The photo album is half-finished and there are many more pictures to come so keep an eye out on that page.

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE and LOVE

Keep the love coming you freaks. It doesn't take very long to write an "I LOVE BRYANBOY" sign. Everyone has a fuckin camera these days - web cams, digital cameras even cell phones have cameras. Send images of your love and hate to bryan@bryanboy.com.

For the life of god, please... NO PHOTOSHOPPED photos. I'm allergic to photoshop. Be creative! Be spontaneous! I'd literally cream my pants if you are able to go to your local fire or police station and get well-hung, muscular men in uniform do a group picture with a sign pic.

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See, even babies from Belgium loves me. Meet Lukas. Sooo lovely and cute.

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Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!

Bryanboy Loves... and Random Cheesemax

#1 - Bryanboy loves people from Berkeley, CA, Bangalore, India, Ukiah, CA, Goffstown, NH, Netherlands Antilles (that's a new one), Phoenix, AZ, Kecheng, China, Duarte, CA, Secaucus, NJ, Nanjing, China, Falkirk, UK, Boca Raton, FL, Sunnyside, NY, Shouson Hill, Hong Kong, Chandler, AZ and of course, all the fabulous people from Corona Del Mar, CA. I love each and every one of you maggots. Say hi, don't be shy!

#2 - Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss are best friends. I know it's old news. To hell with it. I am soo fucking jealous. I don't mind having a threesome with the two of em. Shit, I'd sell all my designer handbags and everything I own for kilos upon kilos of fine, South American baking soda and we'll snort everything up till our septums disappear ala Daniella Westbrook style. I'm kidding. Nice to see Lindsay is finally gaining weight though. Screw all her of health drama in the past.  She looks soo much healthier these days. Like me. Ugh.

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041206_paulaI guess the only reason why American media makes a big deal whenever a celeb lose weight drastically is because of the fact that 97% of their population are overweight. It's normal for them to be huge. You know how it is the USA - big houses, big cars, big men, big everything! Whereas here in the third world, it's common for any young woman to weigh less than 100 pounds. One of my sister's best friends, Paula, is around 5'2 or 5'3 and weighs like 85 pounds. She's not even anorexic or bulemic. She eats like a fuckin horse. I guess for the most part, Asians eat healthily. There's really NO excuse to supersize things up.

#3 - More on Lindsay gaining weight. Check out her boobs and thighs. Photos courtesy of PerezHilton.com

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#3 - I NEED A FENDI B BAG PRONTO! It's the hottest bag of the season... ok, the Luxury by Chanel bowling bags are hot, too, but the B bags are hot, hot, hot! Someone please tell all these hollywood celebs to ditch their bloody Balenciagas.

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041206_bblueI know I'm one of the last people who joined the spy train and I only got my spy bag recently. I'm trying to get as much mileage as I can before I send it to the dreaded "archive". I wanted to get the white canvas/linen B bag with the blue patent handles and an acquaintance already got the blue patent leather. I saw an all white patent (or vintage) leather B bag Brownsfashion.com (one of my favourite stores in London, along with Browns Focus).

I think I'm gonna wait for a while and mull things over (aka wait until I get more $$$$$) as to what color/style I'll get. The B bags are quite affordable. In fact, the spy bags are even more expensivo. if I'm not mistaken, the B bags run anywhere from US$1,500 - US$2,000. The embroidered, beaded and laced ones are complete overkill though...$5K and above! Oi vey!

041206_savannah #4 - SO THIS IS WHAT SIENNA MILLER'S SISTER LOOKS LIKE. Meet Savannah Miller.

"Sister to Sienna, Savannah has lent her fashionable spin to Shanghai Tang for next season, with a capsule cashmere collection. Shanghai Tang's energetic creative director, Joanne Ooi - always on the look out for new talent - snapped up the fresh designer after seeing her Saint Martin's graduation collection. "It was obvious from the moment I saw Savannah's designs that she was enormously talented," recalls Ooi. "Thoroughly feminine but with a contemporary, razor-sharp sensibility. I wanted to do something with her immediately!" And it seems that Savannah, who has also worked with Alexander McQueen, Matthew Williamson, Betty Jackson and Anya Hindmarch, shares her excitement. "Creatively, it was a real buzz, and such a joy to see such well-finished garments. My drawings were interpreted to perfection. It was, without a doubt, the most fun I have had since leaving St Martins," says the designer, who was given complete free rein by the Hong Kong-based label. "Having carte blanche is a rare gift for a freelance fashion designer," she told us. Inspired by the sexy silhouettes of Thirties Shanghai and the iconic Chinese Qi Pao, the designer has weaved her soft, feminine spell and cool edge into five funky, flirty knits. All spun from the finest gauge Loro Piana cashmere yarn, the designs fit perfectly with the Shanghai Redux theme of the label's autumn/winter collection. As for the designer's favourite? "The military style jumper with pleated epaulettes. It looks and feels fantastic on, and it is edgy without compromising femininity," says Savannah." -- Vogue.co.uk

#5 - I was given this book called "Naked Men Too: Liberating The Male Nude 1950 - 2000" by David Leddick as a birthday present. It's filled with pictures of all these naked men. One of the guys that caught my eye is Peter Hinwood.

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It's amazing how he used to be this adonis of a man and now he looks errrm... rocky horror show.

041206_jackieI guess no one in this planet will escape the curse of ageing. Unless of course you die from an overdose the next time binge on narcotics. No one is spared from wrinkles, warts and liver spots unless you're Cher, Goldie Hawn and Dolly Parton.

Ugly people of the world rejoice: the beautiful ones are most definitely having the time of their life now but give them a couple of years and they will all end up a bunch of wrinkly old prunes who will fly to Bangkok to bang cock.

Shit, I should be nice every time a dirty old man emails me because one day, oh one day, I might end up just like them...

... or with the right amount of money, Jackie Stallone.

#6  - Speaking of Kate Moss, check out Marc Quinn's latest sculpture, available for public viewing at the White Cube gallery in London.

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Abc_gma_pregnantl_060412_sp #7 - 64 girls got pregnant at one Ohio school. That's right. SIXTY FOUR TEENAGE GIRLS GOT PREGGERS IN JUST ONE SCHOOL.

Meet Ashley Cartwright. She's one of the 64 teens at Timken High who recently got knocked up. Click here to read the full story.

I know I'm gonna get struck by lightning for saying this but how can someone possibly sperminate her?

Kids these days eh? There really is no such thing as an ugly hole when it comes to a hard pole.

THIS IS EXACTLY THE REASON WHY I EXIST.

HAD I BEEN IN OHIO, NONE OF THESE PREGNANCIES WILL HAPPEN. I'll FULFILL MY ROLE AS THE FUCKIN CUM RAG WHO WILL BE SERVICING ALL THOSE GUYS WHO KNOCKED UP THESE UGLY TEEN BITCHES.

It's funny how I'm pretty but the last time I had action was back on December 27, 2005 at Charles de Gaulle airport in Paris!!!!

#8 - Last, but not the least, Nicole Richie, god bless my soul if you are reading this but can I just say I really, really, really love you so much and I think we should be BFFs? If Lindsay's got that Patrick curly hair faggot as a friend, can I be your homosexual sidekick? Please, pretty please? Think about it. The two of us will give a whole new meaning to the phrase FAG HAGS.

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Look, all I'm saying here is the truth. Most fag hags are fat or bulldyke lesbians and I want mine to be pretty. I think you're gorgeous, Nicole. Let's give that Lindsay and Patrick tandem a run for their fag hag money.

I think that's all for now. Email bryan@bryanboy.com or SMS +63-915-785-1492.

More updates later. I love you all, as always.

Say it the magic word with me.

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