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September 12, 2007

Asudjor Pink Nipple Cream

Asudjor Pink Nipple Cream

Ladies and gentlegays. I am now in possession of the most ridiculous thing I have ever encountered in my entire life: Asudjor Pink Nipple Cream!!!!!

I was just in our maid's room awhile ago and and I found this little tube on her desk. To be honest with you, I thought I have seen it all -- skin whitening, self-tanners, ANAL bleaching.... and now this. I don't get it. I really don't. What is it with people these days? Everyone's gone nuts! Do you really think you can achieve pink nipples simply by using some cheap-ass cream? And why would anyone want to have pink nipples anyway? Im not saying NATURALLY pink nipples are bad, heck, I think they're cute... but they have to match your skin tone AND the rest of your body, no? If you are non-white, it doesn't make any sense to have pink nipples when your coochie is blacker than sin! Heck, even white people have bitch ass dark nipples, too.

Asudjor Pink Nipple Cream

Jesus mother of god, what's next? Pink scrotum cream? I know many of you out there with scrotums darker than your face. Can I see a show of hands? I don't know about you but I'm happy with my own colour. Ok, maybe I want to be a little bronzer than normal (hence my self-tanner addiction) but still. If it wasn't a crime to slap bronzer over my balls I would do it in a heartbeat but pink cream? Please.

PS. I knew it. I just knew it. It's that whole maputi = mayaman mindset. God how masa. Who do we have to blame? Kisa papaya and third world showbiz! Hoy mga puta just because kulay FINK ang utong ninyo it doesn't mean bongga ka. HAHAHA! JK.

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