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April 07, 2007

Slut of the day: Vicky Pollard

Slut of the day: Vicky Pollard

I'm sure you all know I love white trash. Especially those of British kind. There's just something erotic about filthy, smelly, aids-infested, dirty, uncircumcised caucasian people. They're unbelievably hairy and fat, they talk a lot of shit and their armpits smell like onions. Also, the thought of English DNA in the form of smegma being pumped into the deep crevices of my ass makes my mangina moist. The last time I did chav was back in 2004... guy chav, that is. I've had enough of the lads so why not be a chav girl just for shits and giggles.

OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT!

You know, I would've fixed the hair but I'm all for spontaneity. It will just ruin the 'moment' if I spend a lot of time and effort. Besides, there's always a next time, no?

Dust, anybody? No? Dust, anybody? No?

Why do I have this feeling I actually look like Vanessa Feltz instead of Vicky Pollard?

Email me and tell me you love me. My email address is bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all!

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