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March 26, 2007

Pictionary Primetime/ETERNAL SLUTS: THE GREAT BELGIAN INVASION!!!!!!

ETERNAL SLUTS:THE GREAT BELGIAN INVASION!!!!!!

Well, what do we have here... it's PICTIONARY PRIMETIME once again! I don't even know what to say. I literally have tears on my face. Fuck United States. Fuck United Kingdom. Fuck Norway. Fuck Singapore. Fuck Australia and most definitely FUCK SWEDEN. In fact, fuck every country out there in the planet where most of my readers reside because for now, BELGIANS ARE THE NEW SWEDES!

This is it. This is really it. I am now officially retiring from my job of sissyfying today's youth. In a span of two and a half years, I've converted a ginormous amount of people to the religion of sissyfication and it's about time for me to pass the faggotry baton to someone more deserving... boys like Jurgen and Davy from Belgium. These Belgians, I'm telling y'all... when they attack... THEY REALLY ATTACK!

What you are about to see is the best birthday present I've ever received in my entire life. The amount of love, love, love, time, effort AND dedication these two beautiful Belgian boys gave me is priceless. Ok, who am I kidding, I still want that Graff 30.43ct yellow diamond ring, but for now, THIS IS THE ULTIMATE GIFT OF ALL!

Enough verbal diarrhea and let's skip the bullshit. In their own words:

"These pictures are the imminent proof of what sick transformation two innocent belgian teens went through by reading your blog and watching your work! And all of this in just two years of time...

THE LOOK. THE LIPS. THE HIPS. THE TITS. THE HAIR. THE EYES. THE SKIN. THE WAIST. THE HEELS. THE MOTHER FUCKING HEELS!!!!!!! THE BAGS. THE POSES!

Watch them work it. They're P+E+R+F+E+C+T!

The infamous Bryanboy pose...

J'Adore BRYANBOY!!!!

FUCKING HELL, EVEN THEIR GOLD-GILDED COKE TRAY IS BETTER THAN MY ANTIQUE ONE!!!

This is Jurgen...

... and this is Davy.

Here's a few of their "outtakes"...

And there you have it. I don't think anyone else could top that. Americans are cool, the Brits are cutting-edge, the Italians are painfully trendy, the French do it better but Belgians are the BEST!

Thank you SOOOO MUCH guys. You have absolutely NO idea how much this means to me. I'm soo honoured and grateful!!! I'm really really really truly happy that one way or another, my third world fat crackwhore ass is able to INSPIRE people from faraway places. World domination baby! GEOGRAPHY IS REALLY NO BOUNDARY WHEN IT COMES TO BRYANBOY'S FAGGOTRY! I love, love, love the two of you. You really made my day week month YEAR!!!

Email me y'all and tell me you love me. My email address is bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all!

P.S. I see a Bryanboy International School of Faggotry in the works. I NEED INVESTORS! Imagine the opportunities!!!!

PPSS. FUCK IT, NOW I WANNA GO TO FUCKING BELGIUM! GIRLS, IMAGINE THE FUN WE'LL HAVE -- ALL THE THREE OF US, HANDBAGS AND HEELS IN TOW AND WE'LL PAINT THE TOWN PERIWINKLE!!!!!!

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