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August 09, 2006

Who needs love when half of the world loves me?

Who needs love when half of the world loves me?

It's 12:28AM and I'm too knackered to blog. I had back-to-back meetings yesterday and I have another meeting tomorrow... I mean today... in about 10 hours. I'm gonna get some serious shuteye and then I'll update my blog. Sorry bitches but my vagina is temporarily under renovation.

Who needs your love when half of the world loves me? Last time I've checked, you're a NOBODY. Why become a big fish in such a small pond when you can be a pregnant sperm whale smacked right in the middle of the Pacific Ocean?


Guilty as charged! Now you know why I am soo fucking fat... All I do is stuff my face full with sausages.

If you're anorexic and you know it clap your hands. *clap clap*
If you're an attention whore like me you clap your hands. *clap clap*
If you have many people "loving you", many people senidng pics, if you have fans and you love them too you clap your hands. *clap clap*

More ludicrous nonsense first thing tomorrow morning when I wake up.

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