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August 01, 2006

Swedish Military School and Espadrilles

Swedish Military School and Espadrilles

080106_annansWho knew all Swedish guys are required to go to Military School? Unless, of course, they come up with a lame excuse like "I'm afraid of the dark, forests and firearms." HAHAHA! No wonder all Swedish men turn gay when they get older (actually, all Swedish men are gay regardless of their age) and all Swedish women end up marrying foreigners. Take a look at Mrs. Nane Annan, wife of United Nations Secretary General Kofi Annan. They're such a fabulous, fabulous couple.

The sad part is, it seems a lot of Swedes these days are marrying people outside Sweden. Case in point: all the Swedish old men who import wives from the third world. I have nothing against interracial marriages, afterall, mixed raced babies are the Chanel of babies, as Edina Monsoon once said. But please oh please, someone please save the Swedish gene pool. The world needs to preserve their kind so we'll have an abundant supply of eye candy for generations to come. Hahaha!

I chatted to my Swede lover boy/boy toy/boylette last night and he was worried about what to pack for military school. He took the train earlier this morning to another bumfuck middle-of-nowhere city for 1 year's worth of military education.

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He's probably having dinner with his newfound military friends as I speak and by the time I finish with this blog entry, they'd be all congregating in the barracks to do one of those circle jerk things. The last one to shoot his load ends up eating the cum-covered cookie. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm kidding!!!!

I told him last night to bring a camera with him so he can take photos of cute military cadets (I LOVE BOYS IN UNIFORM WHAT CAN I SAY) so I'll create a porn site and we're gonna be bazillionaires.

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Like that's gonna happen. LOL

Jakoß! says: damn I don’t even know what I should bring to this military thing and I’m leaving in just a couple of hours

BryanBoy says: how are you going there? car? train?

Jakoß! says: train. but I can’t bring much things

BryanBoy says: do u have internet there?

Jakoß! says: only got a small locker

BryanBoy says: really?

Jakoß! says: I think so. yep.

BryanBoy says: well... you’re gonna be a cadet, so just bring deodorant, toothpaste, toothbrush, underwear, t-shirt and jeans. that's it.

Jakoß! says: I don’t think some people will bring any clothes at all

BryanBoy says: basics

BryanBoy says: exactly

Jakoß! says: but I still got to :/

BryanBoy says: WHY? LOL. you’re gonna be with swedish men... all naked etc. ya dont need clothes

Jakoß! says: So far I’ve brought 7 pairs of underwear, a couple of socks

Jakoß! says: 2 pair of pants

Jakoß! says: 1 pair of shorts

Jakoß! says: 2 polo shirts

Jakoß! says: 1 t-shirt

BryanBoy says: shoes?

Jakoß! says: one pair of jogging-shoes

BryanBoy says: ok

BryanBoy says: well

080106_espadrillesBryanBoy says: it all sounds good

Jakoß! says: and a pair of espadrilles? =D

BryanBoy says: FUCK YOU

BryanBoy says: FUCK YOU

BryanBoy says: dorothy you’re not in kansas anymore

BryanBoy says: hahaha

Jakoß! says: well, that depends on who you ask – some people bring cotton and so on just to be able to clean their weapons

BryanBoy says: bring the espadrilles

Jakoß! says: Kansas? Bah, espadrilles is the shit!

BryanBoy says: and freak them out

Jakoß! says: =)

---- ENOUGH BORING SHIT. HERE'S THE BEST PART ---

BryanBoy says:  you better take pictures we can make a shitload of money online

Jakoß! says: well, there are computers there... so I could use them.

BryanBoy says: THINK SWEDISH MILITARY PRON

Bryanboy says: PORN i mean

---- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ---

I know all sorts of people read my blog and god knows if the Swedish Armed Forces are reading me (I doubt it though whew!) but keep in mind that I'm only joking. I don't need friggin pictures of naked Swedish boys. I already have enough, thanks very much. *wink wink* HAHAHAHA!

Fuckin faggots. HAHAHA!

I love you all! Email bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492 and tell me you love me.

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PS. Discuss this blog post on my Online Discussion Forum.

PPSS. Speaking of school, these lovely kids emailed me something earlier today. Big shout out to Athena, Alex and Ilayda. I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU! SHIT, IF YOU SEND ME YOUR ARTWORKS BY MAIL, I'LL HAVE THEM FRAMED AND I'LL PUT THEM UP IN MY ROOM! HAHAHA!

Seriously, come visit me here in the third world and I'll get you all drunk. Fuck minimum age. Everyone here is an alcoholic. There's no one else in this planet who is good at corrupting the minds of today's youth other than myself so hop on a plane and get your hairy bollocks down here!

PPPSSS. WHY DO I HAVE THIS NAGGING FEELING INSIDE ME THAT I'M GONNA BE A PEDOPHILE WHEN I GROW UP GET OLDER?

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