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July 27, 2006

Exercise is a very ugly word...

Exercise is a very ugly word...

Indeed it is. But according to my Mexican friend Mauricio, I have to exercise a lot in order to truly shed off some unwanted pounds. Here's a photo of my hideous batwings in full force -- disgusting, innit?

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Photoshop fun after the jump...

I think it's high time for me to integrate some sort of an exercise routine into my life. The last time I went to the gym was back in the dark ages and the home gym equipment we bought are rotting and rusting away in our backyard. We should've gotten a bloody threadmill, not those ridiculous home gym equipment from home TV shopping.

I went to one of my favourite websites, Pro-Ana-Nation and found lots of nice exercise techniques. I decided I'm gonna go jogging at least once a day, even for 15-30 minutes -- I finally have a reason to resurrect my candy-coloured Juicy Couture sweats. Hahahahaha! Yuck. But yeah, I'm definitely gonna start tomorrow. The laziness has got to stop and I need to get my fat ass into shape.

Do you think I should check-in for another lipo-dissolve session? I mean, take a look at the following photos below. I don't have Adobe Photoshop on my computer and I don't know how to make my arms look thinner (using my graphic software) so I asked my friend to do the last pic before sending it to me for the captions.

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Fuckin hell, it's like the blind leading the blind... she can't photoshop my arm properly. Oh well... at least the photo will give you an idea of how skinny I want to look.

I'll stop all this ludicrous (and ridiculous) incessant whining on how fucking "fat" I am when I get arms like that. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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