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June 23, 2006

"What Can You Say About Gay Pride, Bryanboy?" Bryanboy: SHIT, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG!

"What Can You Say About Gay Pride, Bryanboy?"

Bryanboy: "SHIT, I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD SEX IN AGES!"

It's 9:30AM and I just got back from my morning TV interview. Oh my god. I totally humiliated my wife. I think. Hahahaha! I think she was gobsmacked for the most part of the interview.

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We both arrived at the studio a little after 6AM, went straight to make-up and got briefed for a few seconds. Even my personal maid, the infamous Eunice, whom everyone from Los Angeles, CA to Oslo, Norway loves, was there.

Video submitted by a fan (thanks, Kelly!), after the jump. HOW CAN I REMOVE THOSE HORN SOUNDS ON THE BACKGROUND????? They sound like cars? buses? 18-wheeler trunks? Thanks for the submission though, nevertheless!!!!!!!!

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My ever so lovely Eunice who just got back from a month and half-long vacation. I love, love, love, love you Eunice! You're more than my best friend. You're FAMILY!

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Bryanboy and makeup

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The wife, of course, looked smashing and sophisticated: Paul Smith Cardigan, Tyler shirt, white crocodile headband, pearl necklace, diamond bracelets, Cartier watch, Hermès bracelet, Tsubi jeans and Jimmy Choos.

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Hannah and me backstage


Whereas I, on the other hand, showed up in a pink Roberto Collina cardigan, cotton/silk fuschia Gucci long-sleeve top, brown/rust Acne Jeans (Sweden), sunglasses by Christian Dior, bag from Chanel, caramel Fruit boots (Italy) and gold sequined belt (Topshop).

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Diamonds are a girls' best friends but for a fag like me, a fag hag is the closest thing to cubic zirconia.

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The host, Hannah and me... plus some of my handbags on display...

Oh dear mother of god. It was verbal diarrhea at its finest. At least from me.

I was sooo fucking vulgar. 

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Hannah, good breeding and all, kept her calm and collected... whereas I spat vitriol left and right. Hahahaha! I was a nervous mother fucker. Cut me some slack bitches. Most of the questions were directed to me and I was literally pissing my trousers every time I got asked a question. LOL.

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Hannah with the infamous Bryanboy pose.


Everything was good I think, until I trashed it all up a little bit by accidentally telling Hannah "SHIT, I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD SEX IN AGES", completely forgetting that I had the mic still on.

Oh dear. You can clearly see the look on Hannah's face. I bet she her esophagus was dripping with venom deep, down inside.

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Ooooo I've got a fan!!!!!

Hahahahaha! Oh dear god. Que horror!

Are you ready to watch the video interview? You'll be surprised. Check it out below.

And Hannah, I'm sorry for trashing ourselves in front of the camera. Shit, I AM SORRY FOR TRASHING MYSELF and YOU HAD TO BE THERE BESIDE ME.

I hope our friendship is more important than this (the same way Harvey trashed your Alessandro Dell'Acqua boots). Wolves and vultures roam in this town and I can only hope you feel indifferent after this good ol mess.

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Hahahahaha! I love you Hannah. I really do. You're the best fag hag I've ever had.

And screw gay pride. I'd rather fuck a Fendi bag and shoot my load inside it than shove someone's vienna sausage up my pundata.

I'm off to bed! We've been up all night, it's 10:16AM and we have a party to go to later.

I love you all as always. I'd love to read your feedback. Email bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

Will I be on national TV again soon after this hilarious, profanity-infested fiasco? I hope so. Hahahaah!

Many thanks to the fabulous and warm people at Studio 23. You guys are awesome.

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Shit... I should have my own show god dammit!

Let the offers begin!

AND KEEP THE EMAILS COMING! EMAILS HAVE BEEN POURING IN IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

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