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March 06, 2006

Bryanboy Bent

Bryanboy Bent

I wish I knew how to quit you....

Well, why don't you? Why don't you just let me be huh? Because of you Jack that I'm like this. I'm nothing... I'm nowhere...ohhh

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THE DRAMA

I'm probably the last person to ride the Brokeback bandwagon but what the heck...

BLUE COLLAR IS SOOO HOT RIGHT NOW.

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As if you didn't know that.

I finally had the chance to watch FIGHT FOR YOUR LOVE GODDAMMIT!

Their love affair started in 1963 and lasted for around 20 years.

Shit, had I been on their shoes, I would've saved for roundtrip plane tickets for 2, fly to New York City, suck a shitload of cocks, get my asshole fucked, throw glitter in the air, wear Halston gowns and snort high-quality cocaine in good ol' Studio 54.

They chose to have "high altitude fucks" in Brokeback Mountain instead.

I used to fly to friggin Europe 4 times a year for around 2 years to do the same thing except I didn't go to some silly rurality... I went to London (and Edinburgh) instead.

Man, I miss those days. It literally was just like Brokeback Mountain. Me and this guy would check-in at hotels for a day or two during weekends, get ourselves drunked and drugged up listening to trance tunes and end up cuddling. We were both 17 at that time.

Oh well. The things people do for love eh?

Remember kids: sa though, it's Ennis' (Heath Ledger) fault. Damn minimum waging shepherd can't come to terms with his own sexuality. Those faggots in denial are something... I'm telling you, they fuck everyone's lives up, including their own.

FIGHT FOR YOUR LOVE GODDAMMIT!

Their love affair started in 1963 and lasted for around 20 years.

Shit, had I been on their shoes, I would've saved for roundtrip plane tickets for 2, fly to New York City, suck a shitload of cocks, get my asshole fucked, throw glitter in the air, wear Halston gowns and snort high-quality cocaine in good ol' Studio 54.

They chose to have "high altitude fucks" in Brokeback Mountain instead.

I used to fly to friggin Europe 4 times a year for around 2 years to do the same thing except I didn't go to some silly rurality... I went to London (and Edinburgh) instead.

Man, I miss those days. It literally was just like Brokeback Mountain. Me and this guy would check-in at hotels for a day or two during weekends, get ourselves drunked and drugged up listening to trance tunes and end up cuddling. We were both 17 at that time.

Oh well. The things people do for love eh?

Remember kids: say NO to people who have trouble dealing with their sexuality... and say NO to long distance relationships.

I laughed soooo hard seeing Anne Hathaway's transformation. From Princess Mia Thermometeropolis of the Princess Diaries to this:

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"Knowing Jack, it might be some pretend place... where bluebirds sing and there's a whiskey spring."

Classic!

MEXICO? WHY MEXICO? I'M NOT GONNA GO TO FRIGGIN MEXICO TO SPREAD MY GAY FEATHERS.

I'D FLY TO PARIS!

you got a better idea?

i did once.

you did once?

ever been to paris, bryanbent?

cause i hear what they've got in paris for boys like you.

hell yes i've been to paris is there a fucking problem?

im gonna tell you this one time bryan fucking bent and i'm not phonin'

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Thank god it's 2006.

More updates later. I'm still sad from the film.

You guys should watch Bareback Brokeback Mountain if you haven't done so. It's moving and touching. It's a story of love.

And yes, you, too, will end up wanting Heath Ledger to spit on his fingers, wipe his saliva on your asshole and his cock before ramming it up inside your cowboy ass till the cows come home.

SOMEONE PLEASE GET IN TOUCH WITH THE US EMBASSY AND ASK WHETHER OR NOT I CAN IMPORT MY OWN MAIL-ORDER COWBOY FROM WYOMING.

I love you all. Email bryan@bryanboy.com or SMS +63-915-785-1492.

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P.P.S.S. There's soooo much NATURE in the movie it's breathtaking. I have never seen THAT MANY SHEEP in my entire life. Yes!!! Sheep! Greenery! Water! It's amazing!! NATURE NATURE NATURE!!!!!

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