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January 07, 2006

Celebrities.com LOVES ME!!!, Finally, InsideMyBag.com, Thinspiration: Dior Homme S/S 2006,

Celebrities.com LOVES ME!!!

& of course, E.L.Woody, King of the (Hollywood) Paparazzi and his minions.

.Celebritiescom

Come on bitches go to www.celebrities.com today, and go to the "Some of the Blogs I love" page. My little narcissistic shrine is linked there.

I wish I'm a fucking celebrity.

I think it's so cool to have a bunch of sweaty, horny, hairy fat men in flannel or plaid shirts chasing you just to get a bunch of pictures taken and sold to the tabloids.

Everyone needs to make a living right? So why not help these men make a buck or two here and there? I mean, all you gotta do is be beautiful, smile every once in a while and of course, pose!

Somebody just fucking fly me to Hell-aye, California all expenses paid and I'd be more than happy to pose outside Kitson in Robertson wearing my best Hollywood trash outfit: extra large sunglasses, Hermes birkin bag, tight jeans and frilly top. Liposuction, bulemia, anorexia and cocaine addiction optional.

Finally

Ever since I got back from Paris about 10 days ago, all I did was bum around the house like a trailer trash mother. I've been sooo lazy!

I finally got my facial yesterday evening after almost two months of not having my aesthetician touch my face. I took these pictures at my aesthetician's office after a glycopeel cleaning/extraction session and a diamond peel. My face looks sore and red from all that extraction. Thank god it's all gone now.

Apresfacial

(OK.... I THINK IT'S FUN TO BE A CELEB. THIS WAY, I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE PICS OF MYSELF. ALL I NEED TO DO IS TO GO TO GOSSIP SITES ONLINE!)

The things we do just to get a nice face eh? Well, my face is a perpetual work in progress.

Workinprogress

Good news: I finally got my cellphone and Goyard wallet back. Whew!

I'd like to thank J.S. for taking care of my stuff. It's amazing how there are still honest and genuinely good people out there.

I went to Capone's yesterday evening to pick up my cellphone and my wallet - after a week's worth of vacation. Both items were safe and sound.

BOMBARD MY PHONE WITH SMS MESSAGES

YOU FUCKING VAGINAS AND FAGGOTS!

SMS MSGS ARE CHEAP. WHAT'S STOPPING

YOU FROM SENDING ME A MESSAGE?

It's the same number as before.

+63-915-785-1492.

InsideMyBag.com

If my little side project InsideMyBag.com was a real human child, then I'm one heck of a very bad mother that deserve to be locked up.

I haven't given my little child some tender loving care. I think I last updated that website back in November of last year.

I'm gonna do a massive update after I post here on this blog.

I invite you to send a picture of the bag that you are using as well as its contents. Email insidemybag@gmail.com today!

I don't give a flying fuck whether or not your bag is designer or something chic that you got from a flea market.

I know some people strategically edit the contents of their bag just to make themselves look/feel good. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 

Hahaha.. Whatever. I'm not one of them though. I mean I have things that I use forever, like that cheap broken mirror I've got. It's been with me through thick and thin - I could easily replace it with a kick ass expensivo designer mirror but I ain't doin it..

On that note, here are the contents of my bag.

Insidemybag

Thinspiration: Dior Homme S/S 2006

Tall, lanky and skinny... just the way I like it. There's only one clothesmaker/createur out there (for anorexic boys) and his name is Hedi.

Anyway, I'm not really into the clothes that much because I'm a card-crash loud and proud Galliano girl by heart.

I'll post these pics so they'll serve as thinspiration for any card-carrying male ANA (Anorexics Anonymous) members, such as myself, out there. Whip out those syringes and bags of heroin. Ditch that six-pack, all that flesh, muscles & lean meat and trade them for skin and bones instead. Skinny is in!

Diorhomme_001

Diorhomme_002

Diorhomme_003

Diorhomme_004

I love you all. As always, you know where to contact me. Email bryanboy@gmail.com.

Baboosh!

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