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August 17, 2005

Poor & Miserable Creature, The Dee-yor has Landed, Vuitton Spring/Summer '06, STOP THE HOMOCIDE!, Norwegians Wanted.

Poor and Miserable Creature

I just can't get enough of these horoscopes. I think it's my new guity pleasure. My brief Showbiz Cheesemax obsession (Star, Us Weekly, etc) ended awhile back. Screw celebrities. They can all go to hell for all I care. But for now, I want to know what the astral universe and the stars have in store for me.

Philippine Tatler said that for the month of August:

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That is just fucking accurate.

If anything, I've been rather active in my little going out/shopping/guy hopping/etc escapades this month. I finally had the chance to practice on my social skills considering I'm Mr. Anti Social 2005.

Take risks with money? How fucking predictable.

We all know how all the stores refill their shelves with new fall/winter stuff during August & September. It's fall/winter 2005 bank account drainage.

But love....

Oh yes... love.

Did I fall in love/take risks related to love this month?

I don't think so.

However, I'm EXTREMEY KEEN on who the hell is this "poor and miserable creature" (in his case, UNPOOR but very, very miserable) that Philippine Tatler is referring to.

I know who he is.

*points fingers*

It's YOU. That's right babe. YOU. Hahahahahaha!

The Dee-yor has landed.

All hail the Dior denim Saddle Bag.

Despite Despise. yes... despite the fact that many of you despise the saddle bag, I just have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have this one. It's one of those things that you just have to have. I think I'm gonna get one good heck of a mileage run with this bag - white tank top, jeans, and that damn pair of Fendi boots with the squirrel on it.

It looks a bit skanky on the photos but it's a beautiful piece in person. I love it. No buyer's remorse whatsoever - I'm already starting to feel guilty about my upcoming Vuitton orders because I could get a handful of Dior bags for the price of 1 Vuitton limited-edition bag.

Diorsaddle

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Louis Vuitton Spring/Summer '06

I'm literally having an orgasm underneath my cheap $4 boxers as I'm typing this message. What am I lusting about? Well... the boys are one thing. And then you've got...

the beach towel, the shorts...

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the fagbag, the tank top (oh yes the tank top)...

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and of course, the never ending let-those-damn-bitches-eat-cake logo-a-gogo killer monogram shorts.

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Next summer is definitely something to look forward to.

Maybe not. I'll be 18 19 (+5 don't tell anyone) years old by the time these items hit my shores.

God I'm so old.

HELP STOP THE HOMOCIDE!

There's another homosexual execution coming up in Iran. Read my previous post about the last Iranian execution. My god, I still can't get over such barbaric acts.

Click here to learn more about the execution.

I would like to take this opportunity to stress out that both me... and YOU, my dearest blog reader, are so lucky to have the freedom to do whatever we want to do; the freedom to say whatever it is we want to say and the freedom to lead our own lives.

Homocide

Please call, write or fax to your nearest Iranian Consulate/Embassy to HALT the execution of these people.

Bryanboy Loves... and Random Cheesemax

Once again, I want to greet all the beautiful people from Norway. Looks like a bunch of people are talking about me on yet another discussion forum. Since I don't speak Norwegian (who the hell would want to learn Norwegian?), I used an online translator to get a jist of what they are talking about. It seems like there's this bastard who claimed s/he bought an LV mink bag (and posted the picture of MY mink bag) but then the Norwegian fashion police caught up on her dirty act - she suffered from verbal abuse from her compatriots.

If you're Norwegian, email me. Please be cute, fit and gorgeous, just like true blue vikings back in the dark ages.

Bryanboy gives a big shout out to people from Romania (love the SMS messages), people from Nicosia, Cyprus, people from Nice, France and people from Stockholm, Sweden.

I've been getting a ton of love from y'all lately, especially from Chris in the UK, who went thru the effort of using (and removing) lipstick just to express his love. Bryanboy loves you all and keep bombarding my email account with more, more, more LOVE and <3s!!!!

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Yes I fucking sound like a damn broken record but to hell with it - send more of your love to bryanboy@gmail.com. I love you, you love me, we're all card-carrying members of the mutual admiration society!

Baboosh!

P.S. I love you - you poor miserable creature you.

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