Sundays Are Gay Days
It's Monday, 10:38AM and I just got up about half hour ago. I came back at the hotel at around 4:30.
Not too shabby for a Sunday night out.
Yesterday was fun - I even went to an Ukrainian restaurant. I wish I took my camera with me.
Here are pics from my quest (well, yesterday's quest) for mixed-race cosmonauts.
Watcha lookin at? Hump me Sergey, hump me!
Dima's eyes are soo soo sexy... you know, like little miss stoner pothead eyes. Love, love, love em.
He's sooo lovely.
I'm taller than this guy but look how his arms are twice the size of mine.
Vova and I have this little whistle thing THING. He's soo adorable.
Now that you've seen me flit from one boy's lap to another (i'm telling you, it won't be long until I become a pregnant mother fucker - I fucking have mixed-raced half-white, half-iced-cafe-latte cosmonauts swimming inside my tummy now), it's time to show some female action.
That's Natalya from Ukraine.
Jane dolled up and piled on my designer goodies like a proper bitch. I LOVE IT. Yes, they were purposely done in a in-your-face, distateful manner on a Novi Ruski can do. Click here for an in-depth article about Novi Ruskis by The Times Newspaper UK.
To quote Simon Mills:
"You can spot a bunch of holidaying Novi Ruskis at 200 yards. It’s not just their brusque, bear-baiting mannerisms or the linguistic glottal-stopping. The men are portly, and look like plutonium salesmen with terrible taste in swimwear; the women sport an affluent effluence of logos, diamanté-studded accessories, metallic belts and the sort of vertiginous shoes that make the debt-set dollies of Cheshire look sartorially restrained."
Jane, being my friend and all, had to do the infamous Bryanboy pose. Hahahaha!
Mark oh Mark
I met up again with one of my first Russian friends, Mark. He now lives in South Russia and took a train just to see me in Moscow.
Not only he's changed physically (he lost weight, he's got long hair, he's got facial hair), his life also changed tremendously.
Our conversations were really deep and heavy... how his life has been so good last year and how it's been worse this year: he lost his flat, his father disowned him, some of his friends passed away... ugh.. his stories were quite scary.
Remember Natasha from last year? Click here for last year's post.
Apparently she passed away this year. Mark and Sergey were unclear on how she died (their English aren't perfect and they couldn't find the right English word, however, they said something about her brain/head etc) so I assumed it was due to a brain tumor.
To The Club
Mark, Sergey, me and Nataly went to Propaganda yesterday (YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE THE WORD "PROPAGANDA" AND HOW EVERY FUCKIN CITY IN THIS PLANET HAVE A BAR OR CLUB CALLED "PROPAGANDA") because it was gay night.
Yes, they let us in this time.
No, there wasn't any face control.
No, we all didn't look gay.
OK, I looked pretty gay.
(Duh! What straight man would wear a Dior hat, a Marc Jacobs cardigan, a RED striped t-shirt from Urban Outfitters, a Chanel belt and a dead fox draped on his body?)
Apparently the woman in the middle is a famous Russian star. I have absolutely no idea on who she is.
I know I need to lose 15 more pounds. It's NOT fun to be a heavyweight champion you know.
Dontcha just hate taking pictures inside a gay club and all these men in their finest (or rather not-so-finest) wifebeaters act as a backdrop? Ugh.
Bryanboy Loves... and Random Cheesemax
#1 - Bryanboy loves people from Ulsan, Korea, Kew, VIC Australia, Melbourne, Australia, San Diego, CA, Nashville, TN, Oxford, United Kingdom, Pudu, Malaysia, Calgary, AB Canada, Toronto, ONT Canada, Kangkar, Sinapore, Taipei, Taiwan, Mortdale, NSW Australia, all the lovely people from MOCKBA, Russia and of course, my hometown - the national capital of the land of the brown, l'exotique and the natives, Manila, Philippines!!!!
#2 - If you're in Manila, have you bought a copy of Fudge Magazine yet? Please buy a copy of Fudge AND MEGA Magazines. I got a text message from Tanya (thanks babe) that I've got a photo there or some sort (Mega). Buy a copy bitches, scan the page with my photo on it, email it to me and I will forever be indebted to you. I wanna see if I look pretty there or not.
#3 - I'm going to STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN this Saturday. I gotta buy some furniture and say hello to Scandinavia. If you're in/near Stockholm (or know anyone in Stockholm) and would like to rescue me from feeling the effects of being a lonely planet solo flight traveler (aka being lonely and miserable), please EMAIL me - firstname.lastname@example.org or SMS +63-915-785-1492. Let's have coffee. or a drink. YOUR TREAT. Hahahahaha! Because I'm soo damn poor now.
#4 - BRYANBOY LOVES SINGAPOREANS!!! I'm telling each and every one of you bitches... I am soo goin to Singapore early next year. Heck, you better give me a a shitload of cigarettes and chewing gum to celebrate my arrival. I love you all!
#5 - Mike B. from Tampa, Florida says it all.
Keep the love coming bitches. I need some FOOD!
As always, you know where to contact me. Email email@example.com or SMS my Moscow mobile number, +7-926-437-6332.
SMS Messages are fucking cheap. Don't just sit there and do NOTHING. Grab your mobile phone and tell me you love me.
I love you all.