Oh. my. fucking. God.
Oh I fucking hate it.
Oh Jesus Mary mother of Christ.
Since this is my blog (aka my personal, online, "dear diary", I'm gonna open up like the honest BITCH that I am and say what's coming out from my head/heart/ass.
Words cannot express my fuckin anger.
Ugh. I can't believe I didn't took pictures of him.
My friend Natalya, being the pimp that she is (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA), introduced me to one of her gay friends.
His name is Evgenia (like my friend Jane... that's her real name but Evgenia, pronounced as "Jhhhhaneya" or "John-ya"), he's fuckin 32, soooo muscular, have very short dark hair (just the way I like it), some light stubble, (like Dima), about 6-foot-2, have soooo super strong arms and rock-hard abs...
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DIDN'T HAVE A CONDOM WITH HIM.
(SHIT, I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T HAVE A CONDOM WITH ME.)
As someone who had experienced a shitload of crap just to have an HIV test earlier this year (thank god I CAME OUT as fuckin NEGATIVE.... since then, I've never had sex...), I'm sooo fucking scared to have sex cause of the whole HIV/AIDS thing -- I hope you know where I stand on this; I want to be fuckin 75 years old and wear Oscar de la Renta... I don't want to be HIV-positive and have the face of death right in front of myeyes.
Anyway...we kissed, we wanked each other off, we hugged, i blew him, we did all sorts of stuff except anal cause we both didn't have condoms... I mean, shit, I didn't expect this really... I'm not a sexual person... I'm more of a cock-teasing bitch... just look, be looked at, but no touch. HAHAHAHAH
(REMEMBER KIDS - NEVER DO ANYTHING PENETRATIVE UNLESS YA HAVE RUBBER - YOU MIGHT CATCH A DISEASE YOU'LL REGRET FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE)
blatttttttttt.... (I can't believe I'm speaking Russian)
we did the deed (but nothing pentrative), chatted for about 30 minutes and I told him I want to go to sleep - he told me he has to go home as well.
Oh, before I go to bed, can I just say...
DAVID MCCULLOUGH, THE GUY I HAD SEX WITH TODAY LOOKS ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE YOU EXCEPT HE DOESN'T HAVE ISSUES WITH HIS SEXUALITY (UNLIKE YOU **DID**). IT'S FUNNY HOW HE'S GOT EYEGLASSES (AND SO DID YOU)... OH I STILL (SORRY BABE) HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU BUT WE HAVE OUR OWN SEPARATE WORLDS.
to cut the story short, this guy I just did tonight sorta looks like this guy I had the hots for about 3 years ago...
Anyway, I think I'd rather sleep.
I'm so drunk and my mouth smells like his crotch. I need to wash my face and brush my teeth.