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February 04, 2005

Giving British gay/bi boys an instant sex change.

I'm terribly, terribly sorry for the lack of updates. I can't believe I've just put you guys on a limbo and haven't updated in ages. I've been extremely busy at work and I've been feeling down lately.

In any case, let's get down to business.

Sometime last week, I rejoined this UK-based gay personals website called OUTINTHEUK.com. I promise you, that site is the breeding ground of bitchiness. In fact, I don't even go there to make friends or to make sucky sucky 5 dolla offers to uncut europeans. Instead, I go there for their "boards". The boards feature is just like any online forum, except everyone there reeks of bitchiness and drama. It's a good thing really -- put those social skills into action.

I was bored one time so I decided to give these

bland Brit gay/bi boys an instant sex change.

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If I were god, I'd give everyone in this planet fantastic plastic bodies... bodies that could make them earn several millions of dollars a year. So, armed with Macromedia Fireworks and Style.com, I gave them (and myself) the gift of beauty. OUTer beaty.

Click any of the thumbnails below to see my creations.

A new window will pop up with a long graphic containing a batch of hot chicks. They're child-safe so don't you worry about nipples and orifices being exposed to your offspring.

If the image map doesn't work, use these links instead:

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2) http://bryanboy.typepad.com/hotchicks_002.jpg
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4) http://bryanboy.typepad.com/hotchicks_004.jpg
5) http://bryanboy.typepad.com/hotchicks_005.jpg
6) http://bryanboy.typepad.com/hotsluts.jpg
7) http://bryanboy.typepad.com/femalepolice.jpg
8) http://bryanboy.typepad.com/steve1979.jpg

HembersI think there were 1 or 2 guys who complained how they didn't like their dresses and how they want to be a slut versus a glamorous gal but I told them I don't do porn -- I only create beautiful people.

Now that's all said and done, there's this one guy, Hembers and he turned me into Paris Hilton.

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They're very hot chicks, don't you agree?

So out of all the hot chicks you've seen, who do YOU think is the hottest? Answers on comments please.

Ciao for now.

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