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December 21, 2004

FACKIN COLOURED CHINK CHAV SCUM POOF MINGER!!!!!!

I've fantasized about doing this for ages... I even bought a fake Burberry cap just to get this Kodak moment. Well, not quite. There's no such thing as sovereign rings where I live and I just can't stomach buying fake gold neck chains. Buying 1 counterfeit item (Burberry Cap) is already a cardinal sin, buying fake jewelry is the worst.

What exactly is a chav?

1. Someone who doesn't know what Dior is.
2. Ghetto Trash British people... and I mean Ghetto, Trash, British people.
3. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav
4. http://www.chavscum.co.uk

In any case....

Marlboro Red
+ a bottle of Russian Standart
+ Fake Burberry Cap; it has to be fake. otherwise, you're a fake chav if it's real Burberry
+ Top Shop sweat pants
+ Lacoste polo shirt
+ Juicy Couture fleece hoodie

= CHAV SCUM!

Enjoy.

Chavscum

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