FACKIN COLOURED CHINK CHAV SCUM POOF MINGER!!!!!!
I've fantasized about doing this for ages... I even bought a fake Burberry cap just to get this Kodak moment. Well, not quite. There's no such thing as sovereign rings where I live and I just can't stomach buying fake gold neck chains. Buying 1 counterfeit item (Burberry Cap) is already a cardinal sin, buying fake jewelry is the worst.
What exactly is a chav?
1. Someone who doesn't know what Dior is.
2. Ghetto Trash British people... and I mean Ghetto, Trash, British people.
In any case....
+ a bottle of Russian Standart
+ Fake Burberry Cap; it has to be fake. otherwise, you're a fake chav if it's real Burberry
+ Top Shop sweat pants
+ Lacoste polo shirt
+ Juicy Couture fleece hoodie
= CHAV SCUM!